What popped into my head upon seeing this: Gandalf: "I got you a burglar." Thorin: "He doesn't look like a burglar." Gandalf: "If I say Bilbo Baggins is a burglar than a burglar he is!" Thorin: "OK. Let's go." Bilbo: "Help..." I love this XD
Me: Thorin now look what did u got him angry! Thorin: so what it's not lik u LOVE him Melooks at Bilbo) (whispers) I'm sorry( now out loud) but I..DO! Thorin: (makes angry face)
You judiciously run away, climb a tree once you're out of sight of them chasing you, drop down and nab Bilbo's thrashing feet, and run in the other direction. Bilbo's still freaking out, and now irritated/amused
Oh...*thinksasec*...Yeah! You're right, then: Thorin: *walks towards you (magestic)/menacingly... Kili and Fili: Wishing for the dwarf equivalent of popcorn and cover... BilboY! kicks Thorin wherever he can reach
Gandalf: "I got you a burglar."
Thorin: "He doesn't look like a burglar."
Gandalf: "If I say Bilbo Baggins is a burglar than a burglar he is!"
Thorin: "OK. Let's go."
Bilbo: "Help..."
I love this XD
Me:"GANDALF"
Gandalf:"what?!"
Me:"look!"
Gandalf: sees Thorin.."Thorin stop!"
Me:" yeah give me my hobbit back."
Gandalf:Thorin, Fili, Kili, hand him over! Now!
...
Thorin: so what it's not lik u LOVE him
Me
Thorin: (makes angry face)
Bilbo:"u..u love me?"
Me:"of course"
Thorin:now grabs me"ur in big trouble, miss Sarah!"
Thorin: *walks towards you (magestic)/menacingly...
Kili and Fili: Wishing for the dwarf equivalent of popcorn and cover...
Bilbo